Dear Lord, Please protect me from your followers — a darkly witty statement piece for those who appreciate irreverent humor and gothic sensibility. Crafted from super soft 100% cotton, this unisex tee is pre-shrunk and hand-printed for quality and durability. Available in sizes XS–4XL with a true-to-size fit and subtle stretch for comfort. Machine washable for easy care. Size down for a fitted silhouette or up for a relaxed, oversized look. Refer to the size chart for precise measurements laid flat.

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